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Guess Who Will NEVER Have a Profile on getNgigs... This Band.

Paul Tollefson··5 min read
Guess Who Will NEVER Have a Profile on getNgigs... This Band.

By the time you read this, Deezer is receiving 75,000 fully AI-generated tracks per day. Spotify has removed over 75 million of them. A band with no members, no tour dates, and no verifiable humans behind it quietly crossed hundreds of thousands of monthly listeners before anyone noticed.

That's where we are.

And, this band has over 100K listeners on Spotify! In what world is this okay? Ironically, it's an AI Christian band. I'm no theologian but there is more than one place in the Bible that mentions lying. (Leviticus 19:11 - "You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; you shall not lie to one another"). Isn't creating a completely AI generated Christian band with bios of imaginary artists that share that they grew up together in Oregon or were raised on a cattle ranch in Wyoming the very definition of lying? Do you know who are not big users of AI? Wyoming cattle ranchers (no offense to my Wyoming cattle ranching friends and family).

Generative AI has made it possible to fabricate an entire musical act from nothing. Fake name. Fake bio. Fake band photo. Music generated in minutes by a text prompt. Then uploaded at industrial scale to steal from streaming royalty pools that real artists depend on (remember, Though Shalt Not Steal?). According to Forbes, this has become a $4 billion fraud machine. The people getting hurt are the ones who spent years actually learning their craft.

I find that genuinely offensive.

I've been playing music most of my life. I know what it costs to develop as an artist. The hours. The failed gigs. The feeling of finally connecting with a room. None of that has anything to do with a language model and a Spotify upload. Music isn't content to be generated. It's something people make, and it means something because of who made it and why.

getNgigs was built specifically for working musicians and the venues that support them. Profiles that represent real people making real music. A real act. Someone who plays shows, loads gear, communicates with bookers, and shows up. That's not a coincidence of our design. It's the entire point.

We don't verify heartbeats with a scanner. But the platform is built around a booking relationship that requires human behavior at every step: building a profile, posting gig availability, responding to inquiries, managing a calendar, submitting to open calls. An AI band has no gig calendar. It has no booker to respond to. It has no interest in what your stage sounds like or what your audience expects. It can't show up.

The fraud happening on streaming platforms is a distribution problem. People gaming royalty pools with synthetic content. What's happening at the live music level is something different, and in some ways worse. When AI-generated acts start filling discovery feeds, real artists lose visibility. When fake profiles crowd a booking platform, venues waste time on acts that don't exist. The whole ecosystem gets noisier and less trustworthy.

That's the opposite of what we're building.

There's an honest conversation to be had about AI as a tool for real artists. Using it to polish a rough mix or generate visual assets for a show. The music industry has always absorbed new tools. What it can't absorb, without serious damage, is the wholesale fabrication of artists who were never real.

getNgigs is a platform where real artists build real careers. The venues on this platform are looking for someone who can hold a room, not a playlist filler. That standard isn't going to change.

If you're a working musician, this is your platform. If you're a venue owner tired of the noise, this is where the signal is.

Keep it REAL friends.

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